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_{Here at IRC Addicts we like to share our humor... here is a small sample}

ALABAMA:: Literacy ain't everything...
ALABAMA:: Want fries with dat?
ALASKA:: Come, freeze your butt off
ARIZONA:: Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
ARKANSAS:: At least we're not Mississippi
CALIFORNIA:: Nobody's actually from here
CALIFORNIA:: Fast reloading lanes available
COLORADO:: Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
CONNECTICUT:: Way too close to New York
DELAWARE:: You'll need a map to find us
DELAWARE:: So close to Washington, D.C. you can smell it
FLORIDA:: The Sunshine State, senior citizen discounts available

FLORIDA:

Come, enjoy the humidity

GEORGIA:

Home of the Rednecks, Confederate money welcome

HAWAII:

Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over

IDAHO:

We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"

ILLINOIS:

Gateway to Iowa

INDIANA:

Home of David Letterman

IOWA:

It's easy to spell

KANSAS:

Hayfever capital of the Midwest

KANSAS:

Dole slept here

KANSAS:

Ya want flat, we got flat

KENTUCKY:

Tobacco is a vegetable

KENTUCKY:

Our family trees don't fork, we're all related

LOUISIANA:

Swim the beautiful Bayou

LOUISIANA:

Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you

MAINE:

For Sale

MAINE:

You can spit on Canada from here

MARYLAND:

If it weren't for Washington, D.C., you couldn't find us

MASSACHUSETTS:

Home of the young girls from Nantucket

MASSACHUSETTS:

Visit Ted Kennedy's swimming pool while you are here

MICHIGAN:

Land of the free, home of the Buick

MINNESOTA:

Not Sweden, but we try to act like it

MISSISSIPPI:

We're lucky we can spell it

MISSOURI:

Here's mine, Show Me yours

MONTANA:

Land of the Big Sky, and very little else

MONTANA:

At least our cows are sane.

NEBRASKA:

More corn than Kansas

NEBRASKA:

Go to Kansas, turn north

NEVADA:

More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)

NEVADA:

3:5 you'll leave broke

NEVADA:

We have our own nuclear testing site and we glow in the dark

NEW HAMPSHIRE:

Like Old Hampshire, only newer and about as exciting as Vermont

NEW JERSEY:

You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney...

NEW MEXICO:

Lizards make excellent pets

NEW MEXICO:

We have reservations

NEW MEXICO:

Alien Welcome Center - Roswell

NEW YORK:

We're more than a big city; we're a state

NEW YORK:

Like we CARE about a motto

NEW YORK:

English spoken here; sometimes

NORTH CAROLINA:

Five million people; Fifteen last names

NORTH DAKOTA:

The OTHER South Dakota

OHIO:

Don't judge us by Cleveland

OHIO:

Proud polluters of Lake Erie

OKLAHOMA:

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

OREGON:

We're not named after a musical instrument

PENNSYLVANIA:

Cook with coal

PENNSYLVANIA:

Free lube job with oil change

RHODE ISLAND:

Size ain't everything

RHODE ISLAND:

Nobody famous came from Rhode Island

SOUTH CAROLINA:

Just south of North Carolina

SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota

TENNESSEE:

The Educashun State

TENNESSEE:

A great fixer-upper

TENNESSEE:

Thank goodness we've still got Elvis

TEXAS:

Si Hablo Ingles

UTAH:

Our Jesus is better than your Jesus

VERMONT:

Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns

VIRGINIA:

Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!

WASHINGTON:

We like our state, so STAY OUT!

WEST VIRGINIA:

Where "family values" has a different meaning

WISCONSIN:

Land of funny accents. Say "Cheeeese"

WYOMING:

Where men are lonely and sheep are scared