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Rejected state mottos
Literacy ain't everything...
Want fries with dat?
Come, freeze your butt off
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
At least we're not Mississippi
Nobody's actually from here
Fast reloading lanes available
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
Way too close to New York
You'll need a map to find us
So close to Washington, D.C. you can smell it
The Sunshine State, senior citizen discounts available
Come, enjoy the humidity
Home of the Rednecks, Confederate money welcome
Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
Gateway to Iowa
Home of David Letterman
It's easy to spell
Hayfever capital of the Midwest
Dole slept here
Ya want flat, we got flat
Tobacco is a vegetable
Our family trees don't fork, we're all related
Swim the beautiful Bayou
Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
You can spit on Canada from here
If it weren't for Washington, D.C., you couldn't find us
Home of the young girls from Nantucket
Visit Ted Kennedy's swimming pool while you are here
Land of the free, home of the Buick
Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
We're lucky we can spell it
Here's mine, Show Me yours
Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
At least our cows are sane.
More corn than Kansas
Go to Kansas, turn north
More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
3:5 you'll leave broke
We have our own nuclear testing site and we glow in the dark
Like Old Hampshire, only newer and about as exciting as Vermont
You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney...
Lizards make excellent pets
We have reservations
Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
We're more than a big city; we're a state
Like we CARE about a motto
English spoken here; sometimes
Five million people; Fifteen last names
The OTHER South Dakota
Don't judge us by Cleveland
Proud polluters of Lake Erie
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
We're not named after a musical instrument
Cook with coal
Free lube job with oil change
Size ain't everything
Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
Just south of North Carolina
SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota
The Educashun State
A great fixer-upper
Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
Si Hablo Ingles
Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
We like our state, so STAY OUT!
Where "family values" has a different meaning
Land of funny accents. Say "Cheeeese"
Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
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