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Join us on Saturdays nights as we have our weekly cow tipping contest. Usually we judge by time it takes to get the job done and also extra points are given for form. A fun time is had by all.

    The male channel operaters went through pain-staking research to do this list.

    Most single guys have been set up on a blind date. After a huge amount of research, as a public service, We have attempted to translate some of these descriptive phrases into plain English:

  1. Dandy little house keeper: She has been married three times and kept all the houses
  2. Fine character: She's ugly
  3. Knows how to handle money: She's a spendthrift and great at spending yours
  4. Spotless reputation: She's ugly
  5. Strong family ties: She's a Mafia Princess
  6. Loves children: She's pregnant and needs a husband
  7. Wonderful personality: She's overweight
  8. Great sense of humor: She's overweight and will laugh at anything you say
  9. The outdoor type: She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the guys
  10. Ready to settle down: She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry
  11. Likes to have a good time: She gets drunk a lot
  12. Lots of fun at parties: Often makes an fool of herself
  13. Mature woman: She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five
  14. Has the appearance of a young school girl: She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager
  15. casual: She dresses like a slob
  16. Decorated her own place: Her apartment resembles a pig sty
  17. A great dancer: She'll wear the soles right off your shoes
  18. Not overly emotional: She only cries twenty-seven times a day
  19. Doesn't chase men: She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type
  20. Seldom dates: She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something
  21. Understands men: She's been married and divorced four times
  22. A good sport: She knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table
  23. Looks and dresses like a model: She's five eleven and weighs seventy three pounds
  24. Been in show business: She's a former porn movie star
  25. Traveled a lot: She's searched high and low for a husband
  26. Knows a lot of interesting people: None of whom would marry her
  27. Wonderful disposition: She's ugly

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