Join us on Saturdays nights as we have our weekly cow tipping contest. Usually we judge by time it takes to get the job done and also extra points are given for form. A fun time is had by all.
Dandy little house keeper: She has been married three times and kept all the houses
Fine character: She's ugly
Knows how to handle money: She's a spendthrift and great at spending yours
Spotless reputation: She's ugly
Strong family ties: She's a Mafia Princess
Loves children: She's pregnant and needs a husband
Wonderful personality: She's overweight
Great sense of humor: She's overweight and will laugh at anything you say
The outdoor type: She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the guys
Ready to settle down: She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry
Likes to have a good time: She gets drunk a lot
Lots of fun at parties: Often makes an fool of herself
Mature woman: She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five
Has the appearance of a young school girl: She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager
casual: She dresses like a slob
Decorated her own place: Her apartment resembles a pig sty
A great dancer: She'll wear the soles right off your shoes
Not overly emotional: She only cries twenty-seven times a day
Doesn't chase men: She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type
Seldom dates: She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something
Understands men: She's been married and divorced four times
A good sport: She knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table
Looks and dresses like a model: She's five eleven and weighs seventy three pounds
Been in show business: She's a former porn movie star
Traveled a lot: She's searched high and low for a husband
Knows a lot of interesting people: None of whom would marry her
